Let’s keep it PG13 guys. There is way too many men genitalia I’ve seen in my short life. Way too many unwanted dick=duck pics. What’s with the guys these days sending me pictures of their ducks before even saying hello?
I’ve seen so many ducks. Ducks of different shapes and lengths. Thick ducks and ducks thin. Ducks of different colors. Ducks in different surroundings. Wet ducks or ducks in briefs. Duck with circumcision and ducks without one. Ducks in motion. Hard ducks. Limp ducks. Seriously, why would you send a photo of your soft duck to a girl?
No offense but ducks are not very appealing to look at and the guys don’t seem to be aware of that. There is a clear difference between nudes girls send and the nudes boys send.
Girls play with lighting and shadows. They pose for the photos. Lots of teasing. Sexy underwear. You have to actually work for it.
Guys on the other hand just whip their ducks out and that’s it.
You never know when you’re gonna see one. It’s so dangerous to check messages from strangers in public. They might come at the most inappropriate time and place.
My personal worse got to be in a very long and slow line to confession in church. That’s God punishing me for checking my phone in a church I guess.
There are 3 types of guys who send out duck pics.
Sends duck pics before he says hello. They are the blurry photos in your Instagram DMs. They are the ones who send snaps of their ducks with little “hey” sticker on it.
Most of the time I know a guy from snapchat by his duck instead of his face.
Shock ducks. They are the ones that build a conversation first and then surprise you with their duck in the middle of conversation about their childhood. Out of nowhere. You could never see that coming.
That’s why you have trust issues.
Shy ducks. They are the ones that ask you if you want to see their duck first.
Then there are the ones that go for it no matter your answer and rare ones that accept your decision you don’t want to see yet another duck.
Just recently I realized why the third type is the worst. It was the realization that I actually consider a guy who asks me to see his duck first, a nice guy. That’s all it takes now.
“Can I show you my duck?”
And I’m actually touched by how considered he is before he wipes out his duck after just a short conversation and that’s so messed up. My standards are so low. I feel terrible.
So why do guys send duck pics?
What do they think it’s gonna happen next?
It made zero sense to me so I asked them.
The answers were pretty much similar.
First of all, it turns them on to know some girl is looking at their duck right now. No matter if she’s looking at it with disgust or a thrill, she’s looking because there is no escape. No way to unsee it now.
Second of all, they believe the girl is gonna respond with her nudes. That one came as a quite shock to me cuz never in my life have I seen a duck pic and my first thought was to rip off my clothes.
If only I had a confidence of a straight guy thinking his low-quality duck pic is gonna turn me on.
What is the best way to react to unwanted duck pics?
Report for inappropriate content.
Not like it’s gonna have much effect cuz you know, boys will be boys and there are hardly any consequences to their inappropriate behavior. But at least he’s off your list now till another one fills his place.
Ignoring is a good option as well, but after a while, you might forget he’s a duck pic guy and you’re gonna open up a message from him again and only encourage his disturbing behavior.
There are no stoping duck pics guys and I’m so tired of duck pics.
Please don’t be that guy.